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Guy You Just Met Thinks You Would Really Love Only Game He Played This YearGuy You Just Met Thinks You Would Really Love Only Game He Played This Year

Guy You Just Met Thinks You Would Really Love Only Game He Played This Year

GREENSBORO, N.C. —  The guy talking to you at this house party thinks you’re the kind of person who would…

4 years ago
Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live PartyVampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party

Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party

FORKS, Wash. — Local vampiric gamer FaNg DaNKula was seen requesting an invite to an open Xbox Live Party in…

4 years ago
Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character InjuredRacist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known…

5 years ago
Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym LeaderNewly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader

Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader

KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby…

5 years ago
College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of TequilaCollege Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…

7 years ago