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Guy You Just Met Thinks You Would Really Love Only Game He Played This Year

GREENSBORO, N.C. —  The guy talking to you at this house party thinks you’re the kind of person who would…

3 years ago

Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party

FORKS, Wash. — Local vampiric gamer FaNg DaNKula was seen requesting an invite to an open Xbox Live Party in…

3 years ago

Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known…

4 years ago

Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader

KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby…

5 years ago

College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…

7 years ago