April 5, 2020 Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’ Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’ NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19 pandemic is the pornographic ‘Try…
April 4, 2020 Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for a release of the long…
March 28, 2020 Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order to skip past the COVID-19…
March 23, 2020 Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers home and close their doors,…
March 19, 2020 Oh No: Someone Already Raided This Dungeon Oh No: Someone Already Raided This Dungeon NEW YORK — A team of dungeon crawlers were horrified after spending hours to conquer a local dungeon, only to find it completely ransacked. “I…
May 5, 2018 Cooperative Board Game Isn’t Cooperative Board Game Isn’t LOS ANGELES — A weekly game night at the home of Carmen Criss ended in chaos as a strategy disagreement turned the cooperative board game…
