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‘Alas, This Brings to Me No Comfort,’ Sighs Kirby After Winning 4,352nd Eating Contest in Row

DREAM LAND — After coming in first place in an unprecedented 4,352nd eating contest in a row, the hero of…

6 years ago

Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain

TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction…

6 years ago