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Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum

YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…

5 years ago

Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts

LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…

6 years ago

Roseanne Barr Honorarily Suspended From Overwatch League

LOS ANGELES — After tweeting a racist comment to her 800,000 followers, Overwatch League has decided to give Roseanne Barr…

6 years ago