June 20, 2018 Inspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and Left Inspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and Left Overwatch is a game won by strategy, skills, and a little bit of ol’ fashioned teamwork! That’s what makes this next story a real heartwarming…
May 31, 2018 Roseanne Barr Honorarily Suspended From Overwatch League Roseanne Barr Honorarily Suspended From Overwatch League LOS ANGELES — After tweeting a racist comment to her 800,000 followers, Overwatch League has decided to give Roseanne Barr an honorary six-week suspension and…
March 24, 2018 Blizzard Launches Restaurant With Shitty Servers Blizzard Launches Restaurant With Shitty Servers IRVINE, Calif. — Early reports coming from Blizzard Entertainment’s newest venture, a newly opened downtown cafe, are indicating that the service is consistently incompetent and…
January 4, 2018 Verizon Suspiciously Throttling Internet of Whoever Playing Against Ajit Pai in Overwatch Verizon Suspiciously Throttling Internet of Whoever Playing Against Ajit Pai in Overwatch WASHINGTON — Verizon users experienced a sudden and painful throttling of their Internet speed while playing “Overwatch”, specifically against FCC Chairman Ajit Pai. Frustrated gamers…
November 30, 2017 Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam, won multiple matches, and garnered…
November 4, 2017 If You’re Such a Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now If You’re Such a Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now Oh, you think you’re a big Overwatch fan, huh? Well if you’re so into Overwatch, then answer me this: Which character am I masturbating to…
July 13, 2017 Noobs Find Summer Love While Camping Noobs Find Summer Love While Camping BOISE, Idaho — A romance reportedly blossomed between two teenagers while spawn camping during online matches of Team Fortress 2, a game both were forced…
June 22, 2017 Bill Maher Apologizes for Using Racial Slur During Overwatch Match Bill Maher Apologizes for Using Racial Slur During Overwatch Match LOS ANGELES — Bill Maher apologized on Friday night’s broadcast of Real Time after using a hateful epithet during a recent online match of the…
