overwatch

Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter

WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi played a match of Overwatch as the black character Doomfist earlier this morning to celebrate Black…

4 years ago

Following Patch, Overwatch Cereal Now Part of Well-Balanced Breakfast

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. —  Following criticism of the Overwatch themed breakfast cereal’s initial release, Kellogg’s announced that their Lucio Oh’s…

4 years ago

Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Untitled Goose Game, Portal 2, and Pokemon Go?

Here’s a tip: never read about the war crimes allied troops committed in World War 2. Trust me, it’s a…

4 years ago

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…

5 years ago

We Just Sponsored an Overwatch Team! Or Gave Bunch of Random Teens $5,000

Hard Drive is excited to share some huge news: we have become part owners of an Overwatch League eSports team!…

6 years ago

USC’s Overwatch Team Made Up Entirely of Useless Children of Celebrities

LOS ANGELES — It has come to light that USC's Overwatch team is made up entirely of the children of…

6 years ago

Blizzard Gives Employees Box With 8.3% Chance of Containing Pink Slip

IRVINE, Calif. — After a recent earnings report announced record revenue, Activision-Blizzard initiated layoffs by handing out boxes to its…

6 years ago

Woman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes

AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Christine McNamara bought a full-price $60 version of popular video game Overwatch today solely to…

6 years ago

Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!?

God-fucking-dammit. Here I am playing Overwatch and trying to carry my dumbass team to victory. Or at least I would…

6 years ago