overwatch

Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives MatterNancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter

Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter

WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi played a match of Overwatch as the black character Doomfist earlier this morning to celebrate Black…

5 years ago
Following Patch, Overwatch Cereal Now Part of a Well-Balanced BreakfastFollowing Patch, Overwatch Cereal Now Part of a Well-Balanced Breakfast

Following Patch, Overwatch Cereal Now Part of Well-Balanced Breakfast

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. —  Following criticism of the Overwatch themed breakfast cereal’s initial release, Kellogg’s announced that their Lucio Oh’s…

5 years ago
Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Untitled Goose Game, Portal 2, and Pokemon Go?Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Untitled Goose Game, Portal 2, and Pokemon Go?

Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Untitled Goose Game, Portal 2, and Pokemon Go?

Here’s a tip: never read about the war crimes allied troops committed in World War 2. Trust me, it’s a…

5 years ago
Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be DifferentHistorically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…

5 years ago
We Just Sponsored an Overwatch Team! Or Gave a Bunch of Random Teens $5,000We Just Sponsored an Overwatch Team! Or Gave a Bunch of Random Teens $5,000

We Just Sponsored an Overwatch Team! Or Gave Bunch of Random Teens $5,000

Hard Drive is excited to share some huge news: we have become part owners of an Overwatch League eSports team!…

6 years ago
USC’s Overwatch Team Made Up Entirely of Useless Children of CelebritiesUSC’s Overwatch Team Made Up Entirely of Useless Children of Celebrities

USC’s Overwatch Team Made Up Entirely of Useless Children of Celebrities

LOS ANGELES — It has come to light that USC's Overwatch team is made up entirely of the children of…

6 years ago
Blizzard Gives Employees Box With 8.3% Chance of Containing Pink SlipBlizzard Gives Employees Box With 8.3% Chance of Containing Pink Slip

Blizzard Gives Employees Box With 8.3% Chance of Containing Pink Slip

IRVINE, Calif. — After a recent earnings report announced record revenue, Activision-Blizzard initiated layoffs by handing out boxes to its…

6 years ago
Woman Buys Game Just to Understand MemesWoman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes

Woman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes

AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Christine McNamara bought a full-price $60 version of popular video game Overwatch today solely to…

7 years ago
Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!?Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!?

Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!?

God-fucking-dammit. Here I am playing Overwatch and trying to carry my dumbass team to victory. Or at least I would…

7 years ago