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Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At ItOpinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It

Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It

I'm not normally vocal about the public affairs of Gotham. My place is the private sector and I’m just a…

4 years ago
Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong CountryOpinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country

Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country

Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do…

4 years ago
Editorial: If You Think About It, All This Is Like Video Games, ReallyEditorial: If You Think About It, All This Is Like Video Games, Really

Editorial: If You Think About It, All This Is Like Video Games, Really

There are a lot of crazy things going on in the world these days. Biden has defeated Trump in the…

4 years ago
Opinion: It Is Literally Impossible for Me to Be the ImpostorOpinion: It Is Literally Impossible for Me to Be the Impostor

Opinion: It Is Literally Impossible for Me to Be the Impostor

Okay, first off, I don’t even know why we’re having this Emergency Meeting. Don’t get me wrong, Yellow’s death is…

4 years ago
Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In ItReview: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It

Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It

 Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my…

5 years ago
Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at a Wall Until You Fucking DieOpinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at a Wall Until You Fucking Die

Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at Wall Until You Fucking Die

Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs…

5 years ago
We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life EquationWe Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation

We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation

We hear you.  This is a fragile point in history, where every voice matters. Particularly when those voices are screaming…

5 years ago
Opinion: If You’re a Supervillain, Cut It OutOpinion: If You’re a Supervillain, Cut It Out

Opinion: If You’re Supervillain, Cut It Out

Supervillains — those with great power who use it for nefarious purposes — need a stern talking to. It’s time…

5 years ago
Opinion: You’re a Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 TeraflopsOpinion: You’re a Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 Teraflops

Opinion: You’re Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 Teraflops

Don’t let yourself get suckered by all that fancy talk Microsoft is blowing up your ass. There’s just no way…

5 years ago