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Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or AnythingUseless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or Anything

Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even Clue or Anything

EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…

5 years ago
Open World Game Praised for Realistic Weather Effects That Give You Seasonal DepressionOpen World Game Praised for Realistic Weather Effects That Give You Seasonal Depression

Open World Game Praised for Realistic Weather Effects That Give You Seasonal Depression

MINNEAPOLIS — Praising the deep, emotional impact it leaves on the player, gamers are giving rave reviews to the newly…

5 years ago
Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind ItShitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…

7 years ago
Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open WorldGamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World

Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she…

7 years ago
Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game EverFriend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever

Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever

GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Local friend Garrison Fields, 22, reportedly skimmed an online tutorial for the coding language HTML after…

7 years ago