open world

Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even Clue or Anything

EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…

5 years ago

Open World Game Praised for Realistic Weather Effects That Give You Seasonal Depression

MINNEAPOLIS — Praising the deep, emotional impact it leaves on the player, gamers are giving rave reviews to the newly…

5 years ago

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…

6 years ago

Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she…

6 years ago

Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever

GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Local friend Garrison Fields, 22, reportedly skimmed an online tutorial for the coding language HTML after…

7 years ago