March 31, 2020 Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or Anything Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or Anything EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to discover that the elderly character…
February 1, 2020 Open World Game Praised for Realistic Weather Effects That Give You Seasonal Depression Open World Game Praised for Realistic Weather Effects That Give You Seasonal Depression MINNEAPOLIS — Praising the deep, emotional impact it leaves on the player, gamers are giving rave reviews to the newly released open-world video game Somber…
August 11, 2018 Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across the map in a video…
May 27, 2018 Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she desperately yearns for more structure…
November 8, 2017 Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Local friend Garrison Fields, 22, reportedly skimmed an online tutorial for the coding language HTML after announcing that he had conceived…
