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We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like a Whole ThingWe Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like a Whole Thing

We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like Whole Thing

In the year since the release of Red Dead Online, Rockstar has given the game a slew of updates and…

5 years ago
Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical ReleaseOnline Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release

Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release

CHICAGO — Dave Mitchell, longtime fan and player of the online-only relationship Dave and Tina was disappointed today after developers…

6 years ago
Fun Late Night Date Ideas that Just Happen to Coincide With Server MaintenanceFun Late Night Date Ideas that Just Happen to Coincide With Server Maintenance

Fun Late Night Date Ideas that Just Happen to Coincide With Server Maintenance

Spring is here, the birds are singing, and the flowers outside that are visible from my battle station while sitting…

6 years ago
New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t KnowNew Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know

New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know

KYOTO, Japan — During a Nintendo Direct press conference this morning, the company announced the new Nintendo Phone, a smartphone…

6 years ago
Nintendo Says They Haven’t Gotten Any Faxes Complaining About Their Online ServiceNintendo Says They Haven’t Gotten Any Faxes Complaining About Their Online Service

Nintendo Says They Haven’t Gotten Any Faxes Complaining About Their Online Service

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives expressed shock upon learning fans do not like their online service because they reportedly have…

6 years ago
Nintendo Online Service Requires Players to Call Reggie Fils-Aimé Every WeekNintendo Online Service Requires Players to Call Reggie Fils-Aimé Every Week

Nintendo Online Service Requires Players to Call Reggie Fils-Aimé Every Week

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that their recently launched online service now includes yet another contingency: Switch owners will be…

7 years ago
Nintendo Already Sold Out of OnlineNintendo Already Sold Out of Online

Nintendo Already Sold Out of Online

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo Co. announced the release of Nintendo Switch Online today, along with the announcement that it has…

7 years ago
Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers FishingHero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing

TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom,…

7 years ago
Inspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and LeftInspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and Left

Inspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and Left

Overwatch is a game won by strategy, skills, and a little bit of ol’ fashioned teamwork! That’s what makes this…

7 years ago