April 2, 2020 We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like a Whole Thing We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like a Whole Thing In the year since the release of Red Dead Online, Rockstar has given the game a slew of updates and DLC. There are new story…
November 24, 2019 Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release CHICAGO — Dave Mitchell, longtime fan and player of the online-only relationship Dave and Tina was disappointed today after developers confirmed that the relationship had…
June 9, 2019 Fun Late Night Date Ideas that Just Happen to Coincide With Server Maintenance Fun Late Night Date Ideas that Just Happen to Coincide With Server Maintenance Spring is here, the birds are singing, and the flowers outside that are visible from my battle station while sitting in my Secretlab Omega racing…
May 28, 2019 New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know KYOTO, Japan — During a Nintendo Direct press conference this morning, the company announced the new Nintendo Phone, a smartphone only capable of making calls…
January 6, 2019 Nintendo Says They Haven’t Gotten Any Faxes Complaining About Their Online Service Nintendo Says They Haven’t Gotten Any Faxes Complaining About Their Online Service REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives expressed shock upon learning fans do not like their online service because they reportedly have not received any complaints from…
September 21, 2018 Nintendo Online Service Requires Players to Call Reggie Fils-Aimé Every Week Nintendo Online Service Requires Players to Call Reggie Fils-Aimé Every Week KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that their recently launched online service now includes yet another contingency: Switch owners will be required to call Reggie Fils-Aimé,…
September 19, 2018 Nintendo Already Sold Out of Online Nintendo Already Sold Out of Online KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo Co. announced the release of Nintendo Switch Online today, along with the announcement that it has completely sold out of the…
September 13, 2018 Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom, has instead taken up an…
June 20, 2018 Inspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and Left Inspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and Left Overwatch is a game won by strategy, skills, and a little bit of ol’ fashioned teamwork! That’s what makes this next story a real heartwarming…
