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Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office ChairSix-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair

Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair

CAYCE, S.C. — After over six hours of tense surgery, an emergency procedure has finally separated local gamer Andrae Webb’s…

5 years ago
Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili DoritosGame Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos

Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos

SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while…

5 years ago
Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by WeedsEmployees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds

Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds

TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…

5 years ago
Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in OfficeFormer StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office

Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office

SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel…

5 years ago
Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This WeekBoss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week

Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Employees at a local marketing agency have confirmed that IT support technician Sye Monteleone was given his…

5 years ago
Co-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT GuyCo-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT Guy

Co-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT Guy

OMAHA, Neb. — Local office worker Chris Thompson, an assistant copywriter at McDalton Consulting Co., allegedly crossed the line into…

5 years ago
Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole WeeksOffice Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks

Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks

TAMPA, Fla. — Local data entry clerk Frank Richmond, 27, was reportedly released from a Groundhog Day-esque time loop, which…

5 years ago
Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work WeekMan Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week

Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week

BEAVERTON, Ore. — Customer Service Coordinator Josh Bellamie capped off yet another no-kill playthrough of the work week today, extending…

8 years ago