November 6, 2020 Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair CAYCE, S.C. — After over six hours of tense surgery, an emergency procedure has finally separated local gamer Andrae Webb’s headset cord from the wheel…
October 11, 2020 Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while respecting employees’ working conditions and…
September 7, 2020 Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked to discover their cubicles overrun…
July 21, 2020 Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel of any of the data…
March 16, 2020 Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Employees at a local marketing agency have confirmed that IT support technician Sye Monteleone was given his third and final written warning…
January 16, 2020 Co-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT Guy Co-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT Guy OMAHA, Neb. — Local office worker Chris Thompson, an assistant copywriter at McDalton Consulting Co., allegedly crossed the line into misconduct last week by asking…
December 18, 2019 Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks TAMPA, Fla. — Local data entry clerk Frank Richmond, 27, was reportedly released from a Groundhog Day-esque time loop, which he claims to have not…
October 24, 2017 Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week BEAVERTON, Ore. — Customer Service Coordinator Josh Bellamie capped off yet another no-kill playthrough of the work week today, extending his streak to an impressive…
