odyssey

Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting

METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after…

4 years ago

Ubisoft Announces ‘Assassin’s Creed: Oops! All Abstergo Segments!’

MONTREAL — Ahead of the release of the much-anticipated Assassin's Creed Odyssey, Ubisoft Montreal, the studio behind previous installments such…

6 years ago

Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…

7 years ago