November 9, 2020 Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after having jumped 12-feet into the…
October 5, 2018 Ubisoft Announces ‘Assassin’s Creed: Oops! All Abstergo Segments!’ Ubisoft Announces ‘Assassin’s Creed: Oops! All Abstergo Segments!’ MONTREAL — Ahead of the release of the much-anticipated Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, Ubisoft Montreal, the studio behind previous installments such as Origins and Brotherhood, has…
November 24, 2017 Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed, with its critically lauded Switch…
