ocarina of time

Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided

The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an…

4 years ago

Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’

CINCINNATI — Newly expecting couple Darren Herzberg and Emily Snyder are excited for childbirth purely to gain a new person…

6 years ago

Ocarina Teacher Sighs Deeply as She’s Asked to Teach ‘Saria’s Song’ Yet Again

LOS ANGELES — Music teacher and ocarina virtuoso Marissa Harte let out a troubling and defeated sigh upon being asked…

6 years ago

Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…

7 years ago