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Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

DESERTED ISLAND — Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group…

4 years ago

Miniboss Laying It on Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech

REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…

4 years ago

Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even Clue or Anything

EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…

5 years ago

Even Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing Already

A Non Playable Character who seems mostly responsible for pushing around medical equipment in the background cut-scene of porter meeting…

5 years ago

Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she…

6 years ago

NPC Really Overdoing His One Line

VADAROK CASTLE — At the edge of East Hills, an area reserved for player resupply in between quests, sources report…

7 years ago

Man Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPC

NEW YORK — Darian Rumfield, a 25-year old man living in New York City, realized today that he is, at…

7 years ago