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Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 MonthsVillager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

DESERTED ISLAND — Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group…

4 years ago
Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle SpeechMiniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech

Miniboss Laying It on Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech

REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…

4 years ago
Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or AnythingUseless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even a Clue or Anything

Useless NPC Shares Boring Personal Story That’s Not Even Clue or Anything

EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…

5 years ago
Even Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing AlreadyEven Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing Already

Even Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing Already

A Non Playable Character who seems mostly responsible for pushing around medical equipment in the background cut-scene of porter meeting…

5 years ago
Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open WorldGamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World

Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local gamer Emilie Brockview reportedly told friends that, despite loving open world gameplay in video games, she…

7 years ago
NPC Really Overdoing His One LineNPC Really Overdoing His One Line

NPC Really Overdoing His One Line

VADAROK CASTLE — At the edge of East Hills, an area reserved for player resupply in between quests, sources report…

7 years ago
Man Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPCMan Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPC

Man Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPC

NEW YORK — Darian Rumfield, a 25-year old man living in New York City, realized today that he is, at…

8 years ago