December 5, 2020 Man Postpones Writing Great American Novel for Another Month or Two Man Postpones Writing Great American Novel for Another Month or Two DENVER — Aspiring author Gus Webber has announced another delay in his debut novel, which he anticipates will take the literary world by storm, due…
September 14, 2020 Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s unreliable author. “It’s a fascinating…
September 14, 2020 JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as a woman in order to…
December 9, 2019 God Damn It: Fantasy Novel Has a Bunch of Songs in It God Damn It: Fantasy Novel Has a Bunch of Songs in It CHARLESTON, S.C. — Horrified readers across the nation are reporting highly anticipated fantasy novel Obelisk of Dawn is packed with awful songs. “Sing for the…
