north korea

Lost Red Bull Car Ends Up in Military Parade

PYONGYANG — Confusing intelligence officials who initially mistook it as some unusual model of short-barrel tank, a Red Bull branded…

4 years ago

Belle Delphine Arrested for Selling Gamer Girl Uranium to North Korea

WASHINGTON — The FBI confirmed today that viral internet celebrity Mary-Belle Kirschner, better known as Belle Delphine, has been taken…

4 years ago

North Korea’s Mom Demands Little Sister Gets Turn as Dictator

PYONGYANG — North Korea’s mother has demanded that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un give his little sister Kim Yo-jong a turn…

5 years ago

Department of Defense Confirms North Korea Building Their Own Kitten Cannon

SEOUL — U.S. and South Korean officials revealed that North Korea is building their own version of the “kitten cannon,”…

6 years ago

World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak

PYONGYANG, N.K. — Kim Jong-Un alarmed world leaders today after getting a 25 person kill streak, signifying his ability to…

7 years ago