February 19, 2021 Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust PASADENA, Calif. — Mars rover Perseverance has already been filled to the brim with ferrite dust, engineers announced this morning. “We kinda just aimed the…
May 26, 2020 Gamer Who Heard ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Good Now Isn’t Ready to Stop Making Fun of It Gamer Who Heard ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Good Now Isn’t Ready to Stop Making Fun of It TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Kris Strickland reportedly isn’t emotionally prepared to stop making jokes about No Man’s Sky now that it has apparently been…
October 25, 2018 Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Nathan Patterson and Blake O’Hara are still searching for a secret marriage proposal hidden on a planet in No Man’s Sky after…
November 27, 2017 NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas WASHINGTON — NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This new planet, dubbed MEA-30, is…
July 20, 2017 Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile GUILDFORD, U.K. — Local woman Sarah Letts was severely disappointed today to discover that her Tinder date, No Man’s Sky lead developer Sean Murray, had…
