October 31, 2017 9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project 9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at a family get-together last weekend,…
August 11, 2017 Kinky Cartridge Loves When You Spit in Its Mouth Kinky Cartridge Loves When You Spit in Its Mouth GLEN ROCK, N.J. — Alan Burton was shocked to find that his copy of Bad Dudes for the NES would only work when you spit…
July 28, 2017 Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles REDMOND, Wash. — In a Nintendo Direct presentation today, Nintendo of America COO Reggie Fils-Aime revealed Nintendo’s upcoming plans to fully develop, promote, and cancel three…
June 28, 2017 I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a giant black flag with Bowser’s…
June 12, 2017 GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3 GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3 LOS ANGELES — Amid a packed auditorium, EDM music and swirling laser lights, GameStop CEO J. Paul Raines unveiled a used Nintendo 64 console made…
December 10, 2016 NES Classic Edition Lets You Play for One Hour, Then It’s Your Little Brother’s Turn NES Classic Edition Lets You Play for One Hour, Then It’s Your Little Brother’s Turn REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo’s NES Classic drew sharp reactions from critics and fans alike this week with the announcement of the console’s “time limit” feature,…
