April 21, 2018 Mario Defends Italy’s WW2 Actions in Controversial Interview Mario Defends Italy’s WW2 Actions in Controversial Interview NEW DONK CITY â Iconic video game star Mario Mario is under fire for his controversial defense of Italyâs actions during World War 2 in…
April 8, 2018 New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U KYOTO, Japan â Nintendo has announced that a collected mass of outdoor minerals and human skin cells will soon be coming to its fourth most…
April 6, 2018 Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration TOKYO, Japan â FromSoftwareâs upcoming Dark Souls: REMASTERED for the Nintendo Switch promises to give players the most fluid and uninhibited console-destroying experience yet, according…
March 12, 2018 I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I love Smash Bros as much as the next guy, but if the new game being made for the Nintendo Switch doesn’t include EVERY SINGLE…
March 10, 2018 “Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster “Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster KYOTO, Japan â Nintendo revealed today that the newest addition to the roster of the upcoming Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros release will be a guy…
March 2, 2018 Burglar Steals Everything But Wii U Burglar Steals Everything But Wii U BIRMINGHAM, Ala. â A local burglar, after stealing hundreds of dollars worth of assorted pieces of technology, specifically decided not to steal a Wii U…
February 25, 2018 Criminal Mastermind Doesnât Trade Gengar Back After Evolving Him Criminal Mastermind Doesnât Trade Gengar Back After Evolving Him TULSA, Okla. â 11-year-old Ella May Williams pulled off the âheist of the school yearâ late last week, sources allege, after acquiring a Gengar in…
February 23, 2018 Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode Cooking Mama Adds Battle Royale Survival Mode KYOTO, Japan â Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to re-invent the title as a…
February 16, 2018 Hereâs a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Hereâs a Helpful Rundown of Dark Souls Lore for You Pathetic Nintendo Casuals Dark Souls is coming out for the Nintendo Switch despite the fact Nintendo consoles are only for children. I would question FromSoftwareâs decision to honor…
