April 10, 2019 Friend Claims His Uncle Was Killed by Nintendo Friend Claims His Uncle Was Killed by Nintendo SEATTLE, Wash. — Gamer Kyle Barros continues to insist his uncle worked for, and was subsequently murdered at the hands of, Nintendo, according to long…
March 17, 2019 Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud Today, for St Patrick’s Day, we want to honor the video games world’s most Irish character of all: Fox McCloud. You may know him from…
March 14, 2019 Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen KYOTO, Japan — Onlookers audibly gasped, whispered with excitement, and began to raise their voices in prayer as purple smoke rising from the Nintendo headquarters…
March 13, 2019 Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins DISTANT PLANET — At this week’s mass funeral of some 614 Pikmin, Captain Olimar of the Hocotate Freight Corporation came to the saddening realization that…
February 27, 2019 Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has cancelled their new title Pokemon Let’s Go, Jynx! mere moments after announcing the game during a Pokémon Direct broadcast earlier…
February 27, 2019 Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man TOKYO — During a seven minute long press conference this morning, Game Freak, the makers of the popular Pokémon series of games, offered the first look…
February 22, 2019 Game Industry Marvels as Employee Leaves Job By Choice Game Industry Marvels as Employee Leaves Job By Choice REDMOND, Wash. — Former employees of Electronic Arts, Blizzard/Activision, Telltale Games, Daybreak Game Company and more marveled in wonder today as Nintendo of America President…
February 17, 2019 Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system this spring, following the success…
February 13, 2019 Switch Owner With No Other Technology Desperately Hoping Nintendo Announces Netflix Support Switch Owner With No Other Technology Desperately Hoping Nintendo Announces Netflix Support KENOSHA, Wisc. — Nintendo Switch owner Kyle Goulet said today that he is desperately hoping Nintendo will announce Netflix support for the console during its…
