May 8, 2021 Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’ Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’ With the recent releases of Super Mario 3D All-Stars and Super Mario 3D World, gamers are reflecting on the long legacy of the Mario franchise.…
May 5, 2021 Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months DESERTED ISLAND — Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group of children that no one…
May 4, 2021 Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy) Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy) After more than 20 years, Nintendo’s beloved cult hit Pokémon Snap has returned with a sequel that offers the same atmosphere, adventure, and fun. It…
April 16, 2021 ‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood ‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood KYOTO, Japan — In a surprise Direct presentation, Nintendo announced that Mario Golf: Super Rush will be adding a new character: the golf bro who…
April 11, 2021 Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You Review by Andy Holt. Video by Peter Kemme.
April 2, 2021 Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Dragon-like space pirate and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighter Ridley assured a teary-eyed man controlling his moves at a local tournament today…
March 27, 2021 Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3 Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3 CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long process of researching series lore.…
March 23, 2021 Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked outrage among fans and activists.…
March 14, 2021 Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic devices have been home together,…
