June 11, 2019 End of an Era: Last Known Wii Sensor Bar Falls Off TV End of an Era: Last Known Wii Sensor Bar Falls Off TV SPOKANE, Wash. — The last known Wii Sensor Bar tumbled off of its television and behind the cabinet early this morning, marking the end of…
June 8, 2019 5 Awesome ‘Breath of the Wild’ Recipes to Make While Ganon’s Genocide Rages On 5 Awesome ‘Breath of the Wild’ Recipes to Make While Ganon’s Genocide Rages On Two years after its release, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild remains one of the best games you’re going to play today. Its…
May 29, 2019 36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together 36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Jimmy Feldman has reportedly been practicing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for three hours every single day after work in preparation for when…
May 28, 2019 New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know KYOTO, Japan — During a Nintendo Direct press conference this morning, the company announced the new Nintendo Phone, a smartphone only capable of making calls…
May 15, 2019 ‘Super Mario Maker 2’ Clearly Just Re-Skinned Version of ‘Doki Doki Panic Maker’ ‘Super Mario Maker 2’ Clearly Just Re-Skinned Version of ‘Doki Doki Panic Maker’ TOKYO — Nintendo fans are once again being robbed of a true sequel to a Mario game, as the soon-to-be-released Super Mario Maker 2 appears…
May 15, 2019 New YouTube Series Asks ‘Is It Possible to Beat Super Mario 64 Without Making an Elaborate Video About It?’ New YouTube Series Asks ‘Is It Possible to Beat Super Mario 64 Without Making an Elaborate Video About It?’ BUFFALO, N.Y. — YouTuber Jimothy Faux-Machine released the first video of a new 7-part series that asks if it is possible to beat Super Mario…
May 9, 2019 Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom Heather Clark stated that she…
May 6, 2019 Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Exasperated by the fact that she’d been misled by yet another exaggerated profile picture, sources say that Tinder user Samantha Young was…
April 15, 2019 Nintendo Executes Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mii in Standard Retirement Procedure Nintendo Executes Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mii in Standard Retirement Procedure REDMOND, Wash. — Reggie Fils-Aimé has made his final tearful goodbye from Nintendo after 16 years today, and as part of the severance process, his…
