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Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old

FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Kenny Coleman, local pokemon fan and former adolescent, has reportedly received a number of rare candies in…

4 years ago

U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…

4 years ago

‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day

WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…

4 years ago

Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — In a new interview with Famitsu, Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa inexplicably veered off topic to confirm that…

4 years ago

We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s…

4 years ago

Gamer Pokes Head Back Into Smash Bros. Ultimate to Play Exactly One Match as Steve

NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Nunez excitedly turned on his Switch to download the latest software update for Super…

4 years ago

Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002

WASHINGTON — Researchers have discovered that the origin of the "fake news" phenomenon stretches all the way back to 2002,…

4 years ago

Charles Martinet Steps Down as Voice of Mario After Being Unable to Finish Eating Gigantic Bowl of Spaghetti

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Famous Nintendo voice actor Charles Martinet has stepped down as the voice of Mario after failing…

4 years ago

5 Reasons Why We Still Don’t Believe Those ‘3D Mario Collection’ Rumors

By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…

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