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Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port

WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red couldn’t contain their giggling while announcing an upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 port coming to…

4 years ago

Here’s All the Bugs and Fish Leaving Animal Crossing in December Due to the Irreversible Effects of Climate Change

December is almost over and you know what that means: it’s your last chance to get certain bugs and fish…

4 years ago

Nintendo Serves Cease and Desist to Your Friend Who Pronounces It “May-Rio”

REDMOND. Wash. — Nintendo has continued its brazen litigious patterns of late, issuing a cease and desist order to your…

4 years ago

Guy Who Brought Switch to Rooftop Party Disappointed Everybody Just Doing Coke Off It

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Gamer Brian Kology was disappointed after his attempt at livening up a rooftop party by bringing his…

4 years ago

5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon!

The Nintendo Switch has been around for a few years now, but you only have so much time in your…

4 years ago

Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want

KYOTO — Startling and delighting fans who had been starved for exciting announcements from the company, Nintendo announced in a…

4 years ago

Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined…

4 years ago

Gamer Sick of Two-Console System

WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated…

4 years ago

Animal Crossing Villagers Actually Haven’t Noticed You’ve Been Gone

DESERTED ISLAND — Villagers on the island you helped populate haven't noticed your multi-month absence, according to reporters who recently…

4 years ago