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New Black Mirror Theory Explains How Every Episode Fits into Zelda Timeline

A fan theory demonstrating how every episode of Black Mirror falls perfectly within the Zelda timeline has been developed by…

7 years ago

Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year's 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis,…

7 years ago

Director of Mario Movie Revealed to be Two Gloved Hands

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today in a press release that the future Mario film will be directed by two…

7 years ago

“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo told fans today that it will not be releasing the previously announced “Super Waluigi Odyssey” in…

7 years ago

Nintendo Finally Manages to Sell Wii U Boxes

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that it will finally be able to make the Wii U a success by…

7 years ago

Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic

TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that they would be releasing a new version of the SNES Classic called the…

7 years ago

Woman Nostalgic About First Vibrator

DENVER — With the holiday season in full swing, Samantha Loden fondly remembers her first vibrator: An N64 Controller with…

7 years ago

Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…

7 years ago

Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today the Nintendo String, their new voice-chat product for multiplayer games. The String, a new…

7 years ago