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Kid Whose Uncle Actually Works at Nintendo Ostracized at School

MIDDLEBURY, Vt. — Local 6th grader David Kammer has been shunned by his classmates at Middlebury Union Middle School after…

6 years ago

Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid Prime 4 Development

KYOTO, Japan — The development of Metroid Prime 4 has reportedly stalled after series producer Kensuke Tanabe discovered he was…

6 years ago

College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having GameCube

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and…

6 years ago

Nintendo Says They Haven’t Gotten Any Faxes Complaining About Their Online Service

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo executives expressed shock upon learning fans do not like their online service because they reportedly have…

6 years ago

Teary-Eyed Mom Reminds Children This May Be Last Christmas With 3DS

PATERSON, N.J. — Cindy Aimes held back tears while reminding her children during a family meal that their once-beloved Nintendo…

6 years ago

Release of Smash Bros. Ultimate Marks Most Eventful December 7th in History

HONOLULU, Hawaii — Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch was released today, the latest installment in the long-running…

6 years ago

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Somehow Manages to Buy Switch, Smash Bros, Two Pro Controllers, and Ethernet Adapter

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick has reportedly gathered enough capital to purchase all of the necessary equipment for…

6 years ago

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to Be Delayed One Month Due to George H.W. Bush Funeral

KYOTO, Japan — To honor the death of former U.S. President George H.W. Bush, Nintendo has announced that Super Smash…

6 years ago

Nintendo Lets Terminally Ill Fan Work 14 Hour Days Coding New Game

KYOTO, Japan  —  In an incredibly gracious move, Nintendo has granted a terminally ill fan’s last wish of appearing in…

6 years ago