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Friend Claims His Uncle Was Killed by Nintendo

SEATTLE, Wash. — Gamer Kyle Barros continues to insist his uncle worked for, and was subsequently murdered at the hands…

6 years ago

Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud

Today, for St Patrick’s Day, we want to honor the video games world’s most Irish character of all: Fox McCloud.…

6 years ago

Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen

KYOTO, Japan — Onlookers audibly gasped, whispered with excitement, and began to raise their voices in prayer as purple smoke…

6 years ago

Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins

DISTANT PLANET — At this week's mass funeral of some 614 Pikmin, Captain Olimar of the Hocotate Freight Corporation came…

6 years ago

Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has cancelled their new title Pokemon Let’s Go, Jynx! mere moments after announcing the game during…

6 years ago

Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man

TOKYO — During a seven minute long press conference this morning, Game Freak, the makers of the popular Pokémon series of…

6 years ago

Game Industry Marvels as Employee Leaves Job By Choice

REDMOND, Wash. — Former employees of Electronic Arts, Blizzard/Activision, Telltale Games, Daybreak Game Company and more marveled in wonder today…

6 years ago

Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen

KYOTO, Japan —  Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system…

6 years ago

Switch Owner With No Other Technology Desperately Hoping Nintendo Announces Netflix Support

KENOSHA, Wisc. — Nintendo Switch owner Kyle Goulet said today that he is desperately hoping Nintendo will announce Netflix support…

6 years ago