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Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’

With the recent releases of Super Mario 3D All-Stars and Super Mario 3D World, gamers are reflecting on the long…

3 years ago

Villager Warns Children About Spooky House No One Has Left in 11 Months

DESERTED ISLAND — Shaking as he described the terrors that might lie inside, local island resident Lobo warned a group…

3 years ago

Review: ‘New Pokemon Snap’ Lets You Take Sexy Photos of Pokemon (Assuming You Already Find Pokemon Inherently Sexy)

After more than 20 years, Nintendo’s beloved cult hit Pokémon Snap has returned with a sequel that offers the same…

3 years ago

‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood

KYOTO, Japan — In a surprise Direct presentation, Nintendo announced that Mario Golf: Super Rush will be adding a new…

3 years ago

Embarrassed Ridley Assures Smash Player He’s Much Bigger Canonically

SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Dragon-like space pirate and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighter Ridley assured a teary-eyed man controlling his moves…

3 years ago

Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3

CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player  Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long…

3 years ago

Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked…

3 years ago

Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba

NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic…

3 years ago