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End of an Era: Last Known Wii Sensor Bar Falls Off TV

SPOKANE, Wash. — The last known Wii Sensor Bar tumbled off of its television and behind the cabinet early this…

5 years ago

5 Awesome ‘Breath of the Wild’ Recipes to Make While Ganon’s Genocide Rages On

Two years after its release, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild remains one of the best games you’re…

5 years ago

36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Jimmy Feldman has reportedly been practicing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for three hours every single day after…

6 years ago

New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know

KYOTO, Japan — During a Nintendo Direct press conference this morning, the company announced the new Nintendo Phone, a smartphone…

6 years ago

‘Super Mario Maker 2’ Clearly Just Re-Skinned Version of ‘Doki Doki Panic Maker’

TOKYO — Nintendo fans are once again being robbed of a true sequel to a Mario game, as the soon-to-be-released…

6 years ago

New YouTube Series Asks ‘Is It Possible to Beat Super Mario 64 Without Making an Elaborate Video About It?’

BUFFALO, N.Y. — YouTuber Jimothy Faux-Machine released the first video of a new 7-part series that asks if it is…

6 years ago

Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper

HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom…

6 years ago

Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Exasperated by the fact that she’d been misled by yet another exaggerated profile picture, sources say that…

6 years ago

Nintendo Executes Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mii in Standard Retirement Procedure

REDMOND, Wash.  — Reggie Fils-Aimé has made his final tearful goodbye from Nintendo after 16 years today, and as part…

6 years ago