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Rumor: Nintendo Source Confirms Duke Nukem ‘100% DEFINITELY’ Coming to Smash Bros Ultimate! [UPDATE: This Is Not True]

Hail to the king, baby! Earlier today an industry leak confirmed beyond a doubt that Duke Nukem was joining the…

5 years ago

Tone Deaf Nintendo Ad Shows Woman Receiving Ring Fit for Christmas

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has caused an uproar with a Christmas-themed advertisement that shows a seemingly annoyed woman receiving the…

5 years ago

Macy’s Under Fire For Reusing Last Year’s Pikachu Balloon in 2019 Thanksgiving Day Parade

NEW YORK — Macy’s is under intense scrutiny by eagle-eyed fans who discovered that the Pikachu balloon used in their…

5 years ago

No Need to Worry: Pokéball Head Guy Has Loving Family, Devoted Husband, and Three Incredible Children

We all love the Pokéball Head Guy, the guy who follows trainers around from gym to gym in the Galar…

5 years ago

Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months

DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Pokémon trainer Dan Whitworth realized early this morning that two of his children were still…

5 years ago

Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More

Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of…

5 years ago

Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL

MAITLAND, Fla. — Fans are gearing up to boycott upcoming football video game Madden NFL 21 after EA revealed that…

5 years ago

Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon

GALAR — Mina Fielding has joined the increasingly popular vegan lifestyle, vowing to help fight climate change and animal cruelty…

5 years ago

Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff

HEWLETT, N.Y. — Local Pokémon fan Daniel Rosenblatt doesn’t understand why Game Freak can’t just make Pokémon Sword and Shield…

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