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Pikachu Overcome by Own Mortality Realizing He Will One Day Die and Become Duskull

JOHTO — Contemplating its afterlife for the first time in his life following a fierce battle, a local Pikachu fell…

5 years ago

Wii U Keeps Insisting Nintendo Consoles Have Big Reunion

KYOTO, Japan — According to complaints from several anonymous home consoles, the Wii U has been repeatedly insisting that all…

5 years ago

Everyone Wishes Man Would Stop Using Tongue to Twirl Control Stick in Mario Party

DENVER — A group of friends is appalled over one member’s insistence on using his tongue to spin the control…

5 years ago

CDC Warns Pokémania Much More Dangerous When Contracted as an Adult

ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is warning citizens about the dangers of contracting Pokémania as an…

5 years ago

Ring Fit User Hates How Crowded Adventure Gets in January

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local Nintendo Ring Fit user Dan Remington expressed frustration at the massively increased number people playing…

5 years ago

Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+

FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of…

5 years ago

Pokémon Is Kind of Fucked Up If You Think About It

A lot of people don’t realize this, but if you think about it — and I mean really think about…

5 years ago

Smash Bros Purist Won’t Even Use Items in Bedroom

CHICAGO — Competitive Super Smash Bros. player Greg Bradley holds true to his principles beyond the game, refusing to use…

5 years ago

‘Browsing eShop’ Sweeps Game Awards

LOS ANGELES — Concluding what some critics have called an underwhelming year for gaming, the Nintendo title ‘Browsing the eShop’…

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