HUNTSVILLE, Texas — Roommates Audley Stoddard, Jay Heath, and Corwin Reed have announced their intention to continue regularly using a…
NEW HORIZONS — Those playing the newly released Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch noted that there was…
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo made the difficult decision to delay Animal Crossing: New Horizons indefinitely after Gulliver washed up on…
ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention held a press conference today explaining in detail the health risks…
LAS VEGAS — UFC president Dana White has announced that certain matches put on by the mixed martial arts promotion…
BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — The perverted Dr. Mario has disgraced the medical community once again after stitching together three goomba victims…
It’s Friday, and you know what that means: the boys are coming over for a sleepover! Mom just tidied up…
GRAPEVINE, Texas — Assuring his fellow board members that his plan would work just as well as it did the…