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Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200…

5 years ago

Switch Owners Enter Mexican Stand-Off Over Which Will Type in Other’s Friend Code First

TOLEDO, Ohio — A pair of Nintendo Switch owners have entered day seven of a stand-off over who will be…

5 years ago

Gamer Kicked Out of Louvre for Trying to Jump Into Mona Lisa World

PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…

5 years ago

Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum

YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…

5 years ago

Green Koopa Sneakily Paints Shell Red So He Doesn’t Have to March to His Death

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…

5 years ago

Refurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San Francisco

AKRON, Ohio — A joy con that was recently mailed back from San Francisco after having some drift issues repaired…

5 years ago

Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader

KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby…

5 years ago

Gamer Has Heard Good Things About ‘Super Mario Bros.’ But Never Played It

CHICAGO — During a conversation about video games with a friend at a recent house party, longtime gamer Phillip Krieger…

5 years ago

Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —  Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order…

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