NEW HORIZONS — Dodo Airlines employee and CEO Orville came forward earlier this week with a statement pleading for a…
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LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly received a mysterious white letter with a red seal less than a…
Bernie Sanders officially ended his bid for the White House today, ceding the Democratic nomination to former Vice President Joe…
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NEW YORK — Local apartment resident Milo, a 4-year old house cat, reportedly has no DIY recipes to offer his…