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‘Super Mario 3’ Sun Not Angry, Just Disappointed

WORLD 2 — The so-called “Angry Sun,” who has spent years scowling at people crossing the desert, is actually just…

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Samus Can’t Wait to Show Double Jump Off At High School Reunion

DULUTH, Minn. — A recent invitation to her 20 year high school reunion has Samus Aran, graduate of Howard Olson…

5 years ago

Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other

NEW YORK — Timmy and Tommy Nook, owners and operators of Nook’s Cranny, were arrested for insider trading of turnips…

5 years ago

Animal Crossing Themed Switch Controller Disappears in Puff of Smoke After 10 Uses

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — After using his Animal Crossing themed Switch controller exactly 10 times, local gamer Jonathan Maislin was…

5 years ago

Reddit Relationship Post Clearly About Banjo and Kazooie

SPIRAL MOUNTAIN — A new post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice by an anonymous user was quickly identified by fans to be…

5 years ago

Animal Crossing Inspires Fan to Redecorate Apartment by Pushing All Furniture Against Walls

MOORESVILLE, N.D. — Avid Animal Crossing fan Annabelle Ortega decided to redecorate her real-life apartment based off her house in…

5 years ago

Fans Disappointed to Discover It Was Actually Daniel Radcliffe Who Visited That Girl’s Animal Crossing Island

NEW HORIZONS — Fans worldwide were disappointed to discover that the celebrity who visited someone’s Animal Crossing: New Horizons island…

5 years ago

Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low

DONKEY KONG ISLAND — The price of a wooden barrel containing Diddy Kong, beloved friend and sidekick of Donkey Kong,…

5 years ago

Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic

BIG SKY ISLAND — Residents of a single-island community in the remote ocean are defying the government’s orders for social…

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