September 20, 2020 Police Desperate to Solve Murder Case Decide to ‘Ask Madden’ Police Desperate to Solve Murder Case Decide to ‘Ask Madden’ DENVER — After exhausting all other leads and possible suspects, stumped Colorado law enforcement officials turned to the famous football coach, video game icon and…
February 2, 2020 NFL Blitz Simulation Predicts Super Bowl 54 to be Most Violent of All Time NFL Blitz Simulation Predicts Super Bowl 54 to be Most Violent of All Time MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — A group of analysts have simulated this year’s Super Bowl using NFL Blitz for the Nintendo 64, and they warn that…
December 3, 2018 Goodwill Now Taking Pre-Orders on Madden 2011 Goodwill Now Taking Pre-Orders on Madden 2011 OWOSSO, Mich. — A local Goodwill store has began taking pre-orders on an upcoming donation that includes an inordinate amount of copies of Madden 2011…
August 10, 2018 Avoiding Controversy: Players in Madden 19 Do Not Have Knees Avoiding Controversy: Players in Madden 19 Do Not Have Knees MAITLAND, Fl. — In a major change for the incredibly successful series, player avatars in Madden 19 will reportedly feature legs without knees, a response…
April 7, 2018 GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual harassment allegations against team owner…
February 4, 2018 Local Gamer Secretly Hoping Giant Fox Robots Actual Part of Super Bowl Local Gamer Secretly Hoping Giant Fox Robots Actual Part of Super Bowl PHILADELPHIA — Local nerd-culture fan Mac Armory, 22, is secretly hoping that one of those cool Fox Sports football-playing robots make an appearance in the actual…
November 5, 2017 NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone NFL Rookie Trying to Kneel During National Anthem Accidentally Goes Prone EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — In what appeared to be an attempt to show support for his teammates, New York Giants rookie running back Aaron Brockfeld…
September 10, 2017 Madden 2018 to Feature Stats of Star Defense Lawyers Madden 2018 to Feature Stats of Star Defense Lawyers NEW YORK — EA Sports announced today that the 2018 version of their popular Madden NFL franchise will now include a crucial component of the…
September 2, 2017 Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen MADISON, Wis. — Local Twitch streamer Todd McCabe has caused an uproar by refusing to stand during the Madden 18 loading screen. The 32 year old gamer…
