October 20, 2018 All 24 Paying Netflix Users Gather for Historic Photo All 24 Paying Netflix Users Gather for Historic Photo OTTUMWA, Iowa — A historic moment was captured by Time magazine today, as all 24 of Netflix’s paid users gathered in one place for a…
September 5, 2018 Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic protagonist of the upcoming Witcher…
June 28, 2018 Marvel Announces ‘Dazzler’ Series Streaming Exclusively on McDonald’s Ordering Kiosks Marvel Announces ‘Dazzler’ Series Streaming Exclusively on McDonald’s Ordering Kiosks LOS ANGELES — On the heels of well-received launches of Marvel shows on Netflix, Hulu and Freeform, Marvel revealed it would be bringing its next…
May 2, 2018 Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale LOS ANGELES — Netflix executives were reportedly relieved to discover that Iron Fist had disintegrated during the finale of Marvel’s new film Avengers: Infinity War.…
April 27, 2018 Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a shoplifter to join humanity’s last…
March 1, 2018 Anime Keeps Viewers Watching by Never Letting Them Comfortably Pause, New Study Shows Anime Keeps Viewers Watching by Never Letting Them Comfortably Pause, New Study Shows STONY BROOK, N.Y. — A recent study by Stony Brook University showed that anime keeps fans watching constantly not out of enjoyment of the genre,…
February 11, 2018 Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children, creatures from other dimensions, and…
January 8, 2018 Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter” Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter” LOS ANGELES — Following the massive success of Netflix’s fantasy movie Bright, written by accused sexual harasser Max Landis, sources report that Netflix has greenlit…
December 11, 2017 Here’s All the Evidence for the “Stranger Things” Fan Theory That The Show Takes Place in the 1980s Here’s All the Evidence for the “Stranger Things” Fan Theory That The Show Takes Place in the 1980s “Stranger Things” just got picked up for a third season, and it’s easy to see why. The awesome Netflix series mixes science fiction with the…