June 6, 2020 Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime STANFORD, Calif. — A study out of Stanford University shows a direct correlation between watching the Nickelodeon show Avatar: The Last Airbender and an increased…
May 28, 2020 Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix LOS GATOS, Calif. — Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, a highly anticipated documentary about the deceased sex offender and financier, has mysteriously removed itself from Netflix…
April 17, 2020 Eccentric Zoo Owner Insists There’s Nothing Unethical About Owning Big the Cat Eccentric Zoo Owner Insists There’s Nothing Unethical About Owning Big the Cat WYNNEWOOD, Okla. — Local Big the Cat owner and G.W. Zoo founder, Joe Exotic, insists that there is absolutely nothing inhumane about keeping a large…
February 4, 2020 Netflix Reportedly Testing New Feature That Just Lets You Say You’ve Seen ‘Ozark’ Netflix Reportedly Testing New Feature That Just Lets You Say You’ve Seen ‘Ozark’ LOS ANGELES — Netflix programmers are reportedly working on a new feature that lets viewers just say they’ve already seen the Jason Batemen-led crime drama…
January 1, 2020 Netflix Announces It’s Losing the Audio Portion of ‘Breaking Bad’ in 2020 Netflix Announces It’s Losing the Audio Portion of ‘Breaking Bad’ in 2020 LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix co-founder and CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the streaming platform will lose the rights to the audio portions of…
August 8, 2019 Resurrected TV Show Comes Back Changed, Comes Back Wrong Resurrected TV Show Comes Back Changed, Comes Back Wrong LOS ANGELES — Fans of a popular television show were reportedly horrified to discover the altered state in which it came back to life after…
July 11, 2019 Gamer Excited for Cuphead Property She Can Actually Finish Gamer Excited for Cuphead Property She Can Actually Finish AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show she might actually be able…
July 4, 2019 Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword After the thrilling conclusion of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones left viewers decidedly enthralled and satisfied, the world is ready to take on…
June 26, 2019 All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every episode will now be available…
