June 23, 2021 Rich People Greenlight 14 New Shows About Poor People Rich People Greenlight 14 New Shows About Poor People LOS ANGELES — The wealthy owners of the most popular television networks and streaming services have previewed their fall slate of new shows, and among…
May 31, 2021 Review: Bo Burnham’s New Special Has a Joke About Gamers, Which Means We Can Write About It Review: Bo Burnham’s New Special Has a Joke About Gamers, Which Means We Can Write About It Bo Burnham’s quarantine comedy special Inside released on Netflix today and is a monumental look into a creative person’s deteriorating mental health while isolated during…
April 5, 2021 Here Are All the Porns Coming To Pornhub This Weekend Here Are All the Porns Coming To Pornhub This Weekend Well, it looks like we’ll be jackin our knobs and flicking our vaginas once again this weekend! Here’s everything you need to know about what’s…
February 25, 2021 ‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters ‘I Hunger for More Movies’ Bellows Minotaur Living Beneath Netflix Headquarters LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget features from the streaming platform.…
December 8, 2020 Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time Netflix Prodigy Plays 7 Episodes of ‘The Queen’s Gambit’ at the Same Time LEXINGTON, Ky. — Orphan and streaming prodigy Bess Herman, 9, has shaken up the world of on-demand entertainment by playing seven episodes of the Netflix…
November 17, 2020 PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle attempt to get her Netflix…
September 17, 2020 Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured fans they were working with…
July 9, 2020 Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long LOS ANGELES — Losing Stream, a new documentary chronicling the rapid rise and fall of subscription streaming service Quibi, reportedly tells the entire story of…
June 20, 2020 Hello Fellow Japanimation Fans! I Have Some Content for You! Hello Fellow Japanimation Fans! I Have Some Content for You! Konnichiwa, minna-san! Netflix Producer-Chan here. I have some very sugoi news that I wanted to tell you about myself personally, because my excitement is well…
