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Indie Band Named After NES Game Also Plays Like Shit

BLACK EARTH, Wisc. — Local garage band The Cheetahmen has come under fire due to the fact that, much like…

5 years ago

Nintendo Online Service Requires Players to Call Reggie Fils-Aimé Every Week

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that their recently launched online service now includes yet another contingency: Switch owners will be…

6 years ago

Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten

NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date,…

7 years ago

Our Duck Hunt Remake Will Feature Gorgeous 60fps Animation, A Shitload More Ducks

Hey gamers, are you tired of your childhoods being cashed in on by way of cheap reissues and “special” editions?…

7 years ago

Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock

  SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn…

7 years ago

Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is…

7 years ago

Kinky Cartridge Loves When You Spit in Its Mouth

GLEN ROCK, N.J. — Alan Burton was shocked to find that his copy of Bad Dudes for the NES would…

7 years ago

Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop

CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…

7 years ago

NES Classic Edition Lets You Play for One Hour, Then It’s Your Little Brother’s Turn

REDMOND, Wash. -- Nintendo’s NES Classic drew sharp reactions from critics and fans alike this week with the announcement of…

8 years ago