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Former Reddit Mod Successfully Re-Enters Society as Wikipedia Editor

PITTSBURGH — After many shameful years working in the underworld of Reddit moderation, local pedantic jerk Martin Thurn claims to…

5 years ago

Huge Star Wars Fan Meets Mortal Enemy, Other Huge Star Wars Fan

DECATUR, Ga. — Local Star Wars superfan John Aaronson, 38, recently encountered his arch nemesis: a fellow Star Wars superfan…

5 years ago

Nerd Buys Tiny Fedora to Wear on Penis In Case Anyone Sees It

AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,”…

6 years ago