May 10, 2020 Former Reddit Mod Successfully Re-Enters Society as Wikipedia Editor Former Reddit Mod Successfully Re-Enters Society as Wikipedia Editor PITTSBURGH — After many shameful years working in the underworld of Reddit moderation, local pedantic jerk Martin Thurn claims to have turned over a new…
April 15, 2020 Huge Star Wars Fan Meets Mortal Enemy, Other Huge Star Wars Fan Huge Star Wars Fan Meets Mortal Enemy, Other Huge Star Wars Fan DECATUR, Ga. — Local Star Wars superfan John Aaronson, 38, recently encountered his arch nemesis: a fellow Star Wars superfan in the form of 35…
September 22, 2018 Nerd Buys Tiny Fedora to Wear on Penis In Case Anyone Sees It Nerd Buys Tiny Fedora to Wear on Penis In Case Anyone Sees It AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,” community that he had purchased…
