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NASA Sends Probe to Jupiter to Get More StupiderNASA Sends Probe to Jupiter to Get More Stupider

NASA Sends Probe to Jupiter to Get More Stupider

WASHINGTON — Following the successful landing of the rover Perseverance onto the surface of Mars, NASA has launched a probe…

4 years ago
Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite DustMars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust

Mars Rover Immediately Fills All Inventory Slots With Ferrite Dust

PASADENA, Calif. — Mars rover Perseverance has already been filled to the brim with ferrite dust, engineers announced this morning.…

4 years ago
Initial Probe of Mars Surface Reveals no New Information on Metroid Prime 4Initial Probe of Mars Surface Reveals no New Information on Metroid Prime 4

Initial Probe of Mars Surface Reveals no New Information on Metroid Prime 4

WASHINGTON — NASA’s Perseverance rover has landed on Mars and reportedly discovered no new information about Nintendo’s upcoming video game,…

4 years ago
Nestlé Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to WaterNestlé Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to Water

Nestlé Files Lawsuit Claiming Moon Has No Legal Right to Water

ARLINGTON, Va. — Nestlé USA announced a lawsuit against the round astronomical body orbiting Earth, claiming the mass has no…

4 years ago
Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons EpisodesTragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes

Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes

WASHINGTON — Astrophysicists from the NASA confirmed that radio waves of the bad The Simpsons seasons are beginning to reach…

6 years ago
NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable AreasNASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas

NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas

WASHINGTON — NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This…

7 years ago
9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project

9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project

PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at…

7 years ago