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Gamer Kicked Out of Louvre for Trying to Jump Into Mona Lisa WorldGamer Kicked Out of Louvre for Trying to Jump Into Mona Lisa World

Gamer Kicked Out of Louvre for Trying to Jump Into Mona Lisa World

PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…

5 years ago
Nearly Unusable Controller Still in Rotation Because It Looks CoolNearly Unusable Controller Still in Rotation Because It Looks Cool

Nearly Unusable Controller Still in Rotation Because It Looks Cool

HUNTSVILLE, Texas — Roommates Audley Stoddard, Jay Heath, and Corwin Reed have announced their intention to continue regularly using a…

5 years ago
35 Year-Old Man Still Sees Pediatrician With N64 in Waiting Room35 Year-Old Man Still Sees Pediatrician With N64 in Waiting Room

35 Year-Old Man Still Sees Pediatrician With N64 in Waiting Room

KANSAS CITY — 35-year-old Peter Brydon has been seeing family pediatrician Dr. Richard Cohen, who has had a Nintendo 64…

5 years ago
Controversial Filmmaker Defends Choice to Keep Rolling as Italian Man Is Beaten to DeathControversial Filmmaker Defends Choice to Keep Rolling as Italian Man Is Beaten to Death

Controversial Filmmaker Defends Choice to Keep Rolling as Italian Man Is Beaten to Death

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following a public outcry, auteur filmmaker Lakitu defended his decision to continue running his camera while a…

5 years ago
Everyone Wishes Man Would Stop Using Tongue to Twirl Control Stick in Mario PartyEveryone Wishes Man Would Stop Using Tongue to Twirl Control Stick in Mario Party

Everyone Wishes Man Would Stop Using Tongue to Twirl Control Stick in Mario Party

DENVER — A group of friends is appalled over one member’s insistence on using his tongue to spin the control…

5 years ago
DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64

DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64

BURBANK, Calif. — Warner Brothers has announced that the next edition in the DC Extended Universe will be an adaptation…

7 years ago
Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real PainHackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain

Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain

TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction…

7 years ago
Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario PartyBible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…

7 years ago
Hard Drive History: The True Origin of Star Fox 64’s Iconic CharactersHard Drive History: The True Origin of Star Fox 64’s Iconic Characters

Hard Drive History: The True Origin of Star Fox 64’s Iconic Characters

Hard Drive History is back with the fascinating origins of each character from the hit Nintendo classic Star Fox 64! 

7 years ago