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Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played

According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is “A Video Game Released in 2000.” But if you ask…

3 years ago

Arby’s New Gamer Sandwich Uses N64 Cartridges as Buns

ATLANTA — Popular fast food chain Arby’s has debuted a new “Gamer Sandwich” menu item consisting of a quarter pound…

3 years ago

5 Reasons Why We Still Don’t Believe Those ‘3D Mario Collection’ Rumors

By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…

4 years ago

Grandma Playing Super Mario 64 Can’t Get Past Part Where You Endlessly Pull Mario’s Cute Little Cheeks

PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — Local grandma Meredith Blum has been stuck for two days on the opening screen of Super Mario…

4 years ago

Mario Exhausted After Taking Massive Jump

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Onlookers were astonished earlier today as the mustachioed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, collapsed in exhaustion…

4 years ago

Here Is Everything We Know So Far About 1996’s Nintendo 64

Released to much acclaim and commercial success back in 1996, the Nintendo 64 is a system that continues to captivate…

4 years ago

Young Link Shaken After Seeing What Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…

4 years ago

Happy Mask Salesman Immediately Sells Out Entire Stock of N95 Deku Masks

CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…

4 years ago

Reddit Relationship Post Clearly About Banjo and Kazooie

SPIRAL MOUNTAIN — A new post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice by an anonymous user was quickly identified by fans to be…

5 years ago