November 20, 2020 MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year LOS ANGELES — A few weeks after uniting to defend costar Chris Pratt’s controversial religious and political affiliations, the stars of the Marvel Cinematic Universe…
August 20, 2020 Huge OST Fan Has Never Actually Finished Final Fantasy 6 Soundtrack Huge OST Fan Has Never Actually Finished Final Fantasy 6 Soundtrack PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Darcy Martin, an alleged superfan of original video game soundtracks, has revealed that he has never actually finished listening to the beloved…
July 19, 2020 Man Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music Man Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music COALVILLE, U.K. — Donkey Kong Country’s recent addition to the Nintendo Switch Online SNES collection has fans and audiophiles alike appreciating ‘Aquatic Ambience,’ the absolutely…
July 11, 2020 Man Suffers Through 30 Minutes of Jazz Before Realizing He Just Likes Cowboy Bebop Man Suffers Through 30 Minutes of Jazz Before Realizing He Just Likes Cowboy Bebop LOS ANGELES — Local anime fan Jason Dominguez listened to nearly half an hour of a jazz album last Friday at a record store before…
June 5, 2020 Casual Fans at Mario Orchestra Concert Rudely Talking During Dire, Dire Docks Casual Fans at Mario Orchestra Concert Rudely Talking During Dire, Dire Docks SYDNEY — A group of casual Mario fans annoyed fellow concertgoers at an orchestral show celebrating the franchise’s history, as the rowdy group reportedly talked…
March 25, 2020 If Sonic Water Levels Gave You Lifelong Anxiety, You May Be Entitled to Compensation If Sonic Water Levels Gave You Lifelong Anxiety, You May Be Entitled to Compensation Thousands of gamers across the world are providing testimonials accusing Sonic The Hedgehog water levels of giving them lifelong anxiety in a landmark civil suit…
July 5, 2019 Indie Band Named After NES Game Also Plays Like Shit Indie Band Named After NES Game Also Plays Like Shit BLACK EARTH, Wisc. — Local garage band The Cheetahmen has come under fire due to the fact that, much like their NES game namesake, they…
May 28, 2019 Scuba Diver Runs Out of Air and Dies After Ignoring Music Getting Faster Scuba Diver Runs Out of Air and Dies After Ignoring Music Getting Faster SIPADAN ISLANDS, Malaysia — Scuba diver David Peterson, 38, died tragically yesterday around 6 p.m. local time after running out of oxygen in his tanks…
