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Terrifying: This Writer Is Willing to Hate Any Movie for Just a Few Thousand ClicksTerrifying: This Writer Is Willing to Hate Any Movie for Just a Few Thousand Clicks

Terrifying: This Writer Is Willing to Hate Any Movie for Just Few Thousand Clicks

Most writers like movies that are good and dislike movies that are bad, letting the internet decide who deserves the…

5 years ago
Stoner Immediately Forgets SpoilerStoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler

Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler

DETROIT — Local pothead Sarah Murphy’s distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately…

6 years ago
Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or NotHorror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not

Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not

LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was…

6 years ago
Here are the 48 Best Times to Take a Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’Here are the 48 Best Times to Take a Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’

Here are the 48 Best Times to Take Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’

With a 114-minute running time and questionable buzz in advance of its release, you might be wondering whether you’ll have…

6 years ago
11 Easter Eggs You Might Have Missed at the Easter Egg Hunt11 Easter Eggs You Might Have Missed at the Easter Egg Hunt

11 Easter Eggs You Might Have Missed at the Easter Egg Hunt

After months of anticipation, the First Presbyterian Church of Lakeland Community Easter Egg Hunt premiered this morning to massive acclaim.…

6 years ago
Local Teens Sneak Back Out of HellboyLocal Teens Sneak Back Out of Hellboy

Local Teens Sneak Back Out of Hellboy

VESTAL, N.Y. — After buying tickets to a 7:20 p.m. showing of Dumbo, a group of teenagers subsequently snuck into…

6 years ago
Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming FilmDwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film

Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film

LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce…

7 years ago
Marvel Reboots Spider-Man Movie During Your Popcorn and Slushie RunMarvel Reboots Spider-Man Movie During Your Popcorn and Slushie Run

Marvel Reboots Spider-Man Movie During Your Popcorn and Slushie Run

NEW YORK — After leaving to buy snacks midway through a screening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Liam Brewster was shocked to…

8 years ago