movies

Terrifying: This Writer Is Willing to Hate Any Movie for Just Few Thousand Clicks

Most writers like movies that are good and dislike movies that are bad, letting the internet decide who deserves the…

5 years ago

Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler

DETROIT — Local pothead Sarah Murphy’s distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately…

5 years ago

Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not

LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was…

5 years ago

Here are the 48 Best Times to Take Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’

With a 114-minute running time and questionable buzz in advance of its release, you might be wondering whether you’ll have…

5 years ago

11 Easter Eggs You Might Have Missed at the Easter Egg Hunt

After months of anticipation, the First Presbyterian Church of Lakeland Community Easter Egg Hunt premiered this morning to massive acclaim.…

6 years ago

Local Teens Sneak Back Out of Hellboy

VESTAL, N.Y. — After buying tickets to a 7:20 p.m. showing of Dumbo, a group of teenagers subsequently snuck into…

6 years ago

Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film

LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce…

6 years ago

Marvel Reboots Spider-Man Movie During Your Popcorn and Slushie Run

NEW YORK — After leaving to buy snacks midway through a screening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Liam Brewster was shocked to…

7 years ago